Saturday, March 24, 2007

Alvinisms 270

"If you don't risk anything you risk even more."

-Erica Jong

Did you know: A pig's orgasm can last 30 minutes. (Thanks again Kim! She sent me a bunch.)

Thought of the day: Moving on up suckas!!! It turns out that one of the teachers hasn't been showing up to the job so I am now taking her place and giving more job security and a better job title, responsibilities and a continuous class now. I officially will be teaching the Preschool and Elementary kids! Yippeee!!

Last night, Preezy and I ate at this place called Crazy Buffet, its really good and isn't that expensive. We loaded up on oysters, shrimp, ice cream, cheese wontons and a lot more. We ate there cuz its a lot of seafood and we tried not eating meat. But stupid me, I picked up chicken anyway and didn't even realize that I was eating meat! Dang! Well, as long as I didn't intentionally and knowingly eat it, it can't be that bad. Anyhow, super stuffed and got hit with a hard case of food coma.

By the way, if you know anyone who is interested in buying a foosball table, I'm trying to sell mine on craiglist, but if you know someone who is interested, I'll sell it for $75 OBO. It just needs a screw here or there, but is in very good condition. Help a brotha out. Tanks. Peace. Love. Faith.


Great condition, straight rods, all men and balls intact.

On each side, there are two drawers for storage of stuff.

No rust on the bars and all of them slide all the way.

Help a brotha out.

-Alvinism of the Wildboyz

-More things to do.


In Bloomingdale's (I think New York) they have a mirror that shows what you want to buy without the hassle or joy of a dressing room.

You'll never have to call seat back again. What are those Japanese twins doing in the back?
This Wii is powered by the sun, so are the speakers and the TV so you can game anywhere! Possibly one of the greatest inventions yet...if it only wasn't the size of an ATM machine

What is this? An alien from a foreign planet? A new species of carnivorous worms....nope. Its a new item called "Rape Repellent"....Apparently you put the opposite end inside the vagina, and this is outside anything that tries to penetrate will be eaten like hot dog by Takeru Kobayashi.

www.wbz4life.com
www.mavyn.com
www.willysantos.com
www.tmdance.org

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