Sunday, March 29, 2009

Alvinisms 772

"Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional."

-Tim Hansel

Did you know: Catfish have 100,000 taste buds.

Thought of the day: Here's a funny story Gelly sent me:

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me ... It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.' And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

BTW, is anyone or know anyone looking to move out cuz our house has one room open. Cheap rent and all utilities included. Holla back.

Food for thought:

The Thunderdome
Three stacks of bacon, sausage, elk meat, onions and cheese between tortillas all topped with sour cream, two fried eggs and scallions. Ghaddammm!!!

-Alvinism of the Wildboyz

At the Barrel Room you can taste fine wines. But some of us stuck to beer.

Ravioli is delicious. Fried foods are delicious. Of course this was delicious!

Bottles after bottles...

Things started looking like this.

Chris asked a hundred questions about wine and how to serve it. Here he is practicing technique.

Photoshoot time. But not gonna put them all up.

Patty cake is a nonfat after dinner cake.

Boys Vs Girls Red Rover like midnight.

Look at them trying to strategize.

Can Ellen aka Cheryl break through George and JR?

She looks so happy to try!

Rejected. Whomp. Whomp. Whomp.

Cile's turn.

Rejected again.

Then it was hide and seek time. This plaza is pretty secluded and fun!

We're tired...and we popped open a free bottle of wine.

The other side of the plaza. Time for sardines!

Hahaha! Taken from my phone in complete silence except for muffled laughter.

Good old fashioned fun wins me over anytime.

Happy birthday Meghan!!! I'll see you later later than night Bluh cuz Imma be in PB for my coworker's going away first. Loves!

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