Thursday, January 24, 2008

Alvinisms 419

"The only real prison is fear, and the only real freedom is freedom from fear."

-Aung San Suu Kyi

Did you know: 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Thought of the day: Man, Leo is heading off to the Air Force soon so that gives me all the more reason to slack off my studying and to spend good times on Call of Duty 4.

I've got to make a conscious effort to put more pictures in here than words because it keeps me and others more entertained. Yes I know you like reading about my emotional ephiphanies and my thoughts on the world, but I just like commenting and stuff so I'll try to be less wordy I guess...maybe. Peace. Love. Faith.

-Alvinism of the Wildboyz

Starting on Monday, people who have medical conditions such as glaucoma, cancer, and the deadly not-stoned-enough virus can start getting their fat buds from special "AVMs."

These electronic drug dealers won't be out on the street next to a Pepsi machine, of course. No, they'll be "housed in standalone rooms, abutting two dispensaries and protected by round-the-clock security guards." Yeah, no joke, the pharmacists in LA give you a choice between OG Kush and Granddaddy Purple. In the future, the machines may also be outfitted to sell other popular drugs such as Viagra, Vicodin and Propecia. Combine all four for a really interesting night that'll also slowly grow your hair back!

Me and Chris worked together one day at Mira Mesa and we both go burritos. His was bigger than mine. Much bigger.

I was almost embarassed when I saw his. WTF! Who eats a burrito that big anyway!

Ha! I like watching the new American Gladiators and I DVR it so and pause and rewinde all I like. Well one day I saw this scene of one of the gladiators casually showing off her ninja boot. All right!

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